I cut myself. But I'm too afraid to end my own life, could you make me braver?
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[This blog has been inactive for quite some time and I apologize for that.  But it makes me really uncomfortable when I get questions like this, because it makes me want to drop the Mindfang act and just talk to the anon as a regular person so I can respond to them in a timely manner.

So that’s exactly what I’m going to do.]

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askacavalreaper:


What do you say, darling?  How a8out we show these dullards how to party?

Come now, don’t leave me hanging.
(xoxo, askapir8)


wHY ARE WE SPARKLING,
wHERE HAS THE RUM GONE,
dID YOU ACTUALLY DRAG AN INDUSTRIAL FAN ALL THE WAY HERE,

askacavalreaper:

What do you say, darling?  How a8out we show these dullards how to party?

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Come now, don’t leave me hanging.

(xoxo, askapir8)

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wHY ARE WE SPARKLING,

wHERE HAS THE RUM GONE,

dID YOU ACTUALLY DRAG AN INDUSTRIAL FAN ALL THE WAY HERE,

asktrolljegus:

The Sheep in the Boots - The Tossers

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HAHAHA, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FUCKING KILLED? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY “DANCE LIKE AN AWKWARD GEEK WITH MINDFANG.”

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YOU EITHER DANCE LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH MINDFANG, OR DON’T EVEN DANCE. JUST RUN.

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I have never turned down a dance with a sharp-dressed troll, and I don’t intend to start with you.  Let’s p8nt the town, gru8ling!

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(…wwell i nevver)

Yule 8all

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OUTTA MY WAY, RU8ES

I’VE GOT WENCHES TO WOO AND D8S TO RUIN

(( It’s kind of funny I got a question like this because I am actually very close to the end of my hiatus, but I figured I would let you guys know I fully intend to begin updating soon!  As I mentioned in my FAQ page, I’m in the middle of a pretty intense professional school program, I just took part 1 of my boards (and passed!) less than a month ago, I just started seeing patients in June, and I’ve had an absolutely insane convention schedule this summer.  The con thing has left me especially wiped out for the past month or so, and I’ve still got two more to finish out the summer.  I can’t back out of the ones I have left because I’ve already made commitments to provide staffing, panels, and housing to my friends.

I’m not going to go on at length about how ask blogs are meant to be fun for the author, even though that’s how I feel.  You guys don’t need to hear that because I’m pretty sure 99% of you understand!  I’ve also got a fairly intensive video ask response planned for the near future that will take a while to illustrate, but I think it will definitely be worth the effort and wait!

TL;DR - personal assistant to manage my entire life needed, apply within.  Payment will be made in the form of baked goods and cat hair.  ))

Some time later…

askirlthesummoner:

askapir8:

askirlthesummoner:

aH, aPOLOGIES FOR MY TARDINESS mISS mINDFANG, bUT i AM HERE NOW TO WHISK YOU AWAY,

Well darling, it’s a8out time.  You know only the ill mannered keep a lady w8ing.



aND OF COURSE WE COULDN’T HAVE THAT,  i WILL BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS THEN, aND OFFER THIS HUMBLE GIFT IN MEAGER COMPENSATION TO YOUR RADIANT VISAGE
„,tHIS IS HOW HIGHBLOODS WOO, iSN’T IT?

Is that a 8ottle of Maximo Extra Wray and Nephews Reserve I see? 

How thoughtful for you to have remem8ered this pir8’s fondest weakness!
Well, you know what they say…  Luck favors the prepared, my dear.

…Especially the dou8le prepared.

askirlthesummoner:

askapir8:

askirlthesummoner:

aH, aPOLOGIES FOR MY TARDINESS mISS mINDFANG, bUT i AM HERE NOW TO WHISK YOU AWAY,

Well darling, it’s a8out time.  You know only the ill mannered keep a lady w8ing.

aND OF COURSE WE COULDN’T HAVE THAT,  i WILL BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS THEN, aND OFFER THIS HUMBLE GIFT IN MEAGER COMPENSATION TO YOUR RADIANT VISAGE

„,tHIS IS HOW HIGHBLOODS WOO, iSN’T IT?

Is that a 8ottle of Maximo Extra Wray and Nephews Reserve I see? 

How thoughtful for you to have remem8ered this pir8’s fondest weakness!

Well, you know what they say…  Luck favors the prepared, my dear.

…Especially the dou8le prepared.

askirlthesummoner:

aH, aPOLOGIES FOR MY TARDINESS mISS mINDFANG, bUT i AM HERE NOW TO WHISK YOU AWAY,

Well darling, it’s a8out time.  You know only the ill mannered keep a lady w8ing.

askirlthesummoner:

aH, aPOLOGIES FOR MY TARDINESS mISS mINDFANG, bUT i AM HERE NOW TO WHISK YOU AWAY,

Well darling, it’s a8out time.  You know only the ill mannered keep a lady w8ing.

((Gosh you guys, Acen was so amazing!  Thanks so much to everyone who stopped by my booth and said hi, and to those who accepted my silly mind control stickers.  I was completely beside myself when I saw that some of the Tavros cosplayers I had harassed into wearing the stickers still had them on their foreheads during the Saturday meetup.  xD

I got to meet the lovely askirlthesummoner and she tolerated my advances enough to allow me to kidnap her and her adorable Tavros cosplayer (Tumblr unknown) for a couple hours so we could take photos together with me and my Vriska.  I’m afraid the damage has been done, since I have been outed for the insipid pile of shippy goo that I really am.

Anyway, thank you everyone who came up and exchanged Tumblrs with me! I’ve got a really busy week ahead so I will be catching up on all the con photos and connections I made more slowly than I would like.  This was super fun and I definitely want to do it again next year! ))